So you’ve decided to try this rarest treat for yourself, but aren’t sure where to begin? Let this introduction be your gentle guide to the appreciate of this rarest of beasts: the argent mirror to the heart of many a lord, the billionaire.
Firstly you must know that billionaires being the spiritual spawn of their chère mammon are beset at all times with the winds of avarice and desire. Knowing no peace, they will see even your presence as part of one of their imaginary rivalries. A firm massage will put the billionaire at ease, and prepare them for the following stages.